So, Our The Days of Our Lives
(a real-life texted script)
(In Stratford, while Chitunga is upstairs getting his clothes packed, Bryan is downstairs in his living room sipping coffee and looking at his tree before heading out town. Suddenly, his phone buzzes)
Mom: Was just going to message you to see what the plan was, but decided to check the blog first and that answered my question. Your father has a 2:45 doctor's appt. dinner here, or are you going to Manlius?
Bryan Ripley Crandall: Amalfi Drive tonight...everything else we will plan once there
Kc: Safe travels. Boys are hoping you stay over Friday night
Mike: no he's staying over are house on friday 😂 haha
Kc: If that's what you want
Mike: no you have him friday haha i'm such a ass but i don't care haha
Kc: Why we love you Mike. No no you said you wanted them
Nikki: You all could visit me as I space myself at the mall. I'll be there 2-11:30
Mike: maybe i'll stop in on you. Nikki I walk by and waved to you
Nikki: I didn't see you
Dave: Maybe one of you knuckleheads will come visit me at work tonight... (by the way, Chitunga read the texts and this is the one that caught his attention. Hey, I want to visit Dave at work.
Kc: Bring you a growler
Mike: sorry Dave can't do it Giants are playing tonight
Dave: Always an excuse
Kc: At least I'll take care of you
Nikki: No one takes care of me
Dave: No thanksgiving no work what's next no x mas
Bryan: Chitunga's sleeping with Mike tonight after drinking a growler at Dave's work and ignoring Nikki's long shift, while Cynde and I are going ice skating with Mimi and Butch.
Kc: What about me
Bryan: And Casey does cartwheels in an orange sweater
Cynderballz: While drinking whisky
Bryan: (Let me finish)
Kc: Whole bottle
Bryan: Fa la la la la la la la la
Mike: see nikki no one loves us
Mike: but what about Tim
Nikki: I know we only get two days a year on our birthdays
Bryan: Tunga loves you. That's why he's sleeping with you tonight. Tim will visit Nikki
Nikki: So that leaves nikki and dylan ignored
Dave: Tim better be there!! Just Nikki
Nikki: Tim is on call
Bryan: Yeah, Dylan's watching all the dogs
Cynderballz: Omg guys leave some conversation for sat
Dave: Typical Isgar excuse..... working Lol
Nikki: Hey we are poor people we need to make money when we can
Mike: oh I can see this is going to be a happy Christmas with kc in her Orange shirt
Bryan: Nikki has to work Saturday.
Dave: Of course she is an Isgar
Mike: yes and I have to work as well and bring Nikki home
Nikki: The party won't start until we get there
Bryan: Um, where's mom on all this? Giving Papi another enema?
Nikki: God I hope not
Mike: Tim phone # 315-xxx-xxxx blast his phone haha
Mom: Mom is trying to win a game of Solitaire but your messages keep interrupting my game......lol!
Bryan: (And that is the punchline....she wins! End of story)